“Cuffin Season” Back by Popular Demand

If you have been rocking with the Jimmy Quetron Productions blog you’ve seen this topic before CS 2010. However it like most relationship related posts never get old because there is always a new perspective that can be shared. I’m interested in doing a interview with a few 2010 Cuffin Season participants for my next blog. If you are interested please email jqpmarketing@gmail.com.

I noticed a lot of thirst for Cuffin Season this year on my twitter timeline from guys and gals alike, that can only mean the summer boo thangs were subpar or nonexistent. The Cuffin Pre-Season started the day after labor day, and will officially kickoff on October 15th better known as “Sweetest Day”. When the season is over depends heavily on what part of the country you reside in, for Carolina residents it lasts until CIAA weekend in March. The objective for most is to have a short term relationship that ensures someone will be there to keep your belly full, body warm, and accompany you for a holiday gathering or two. Are you ready? Do you have a short list of potential cuffees or cuffers on deck? Nothing is worst then seeing hell of “lonely tweets” on a stormy night. So if you are on your A game and have already set your roster congratulations, but if you are not even close now is the time to panic. As all the five star/blue chip candidates will be off the draft board early. A special request was made for Cuffin Season rules this year so here goes:

Rule no. 1 Establish any and all rules/boundaries on Day 1
I know this rule isn’t that descriptive nor is it intended to be. As your previous cuffin experience or lack there of will dictate how you approach the upcoming season.

Rule no. 2 Be consistent
If you go all out on Sweetest day but fall off by Thanksgiving a midseason trade/roster cut will likely occur.

Rule no. 3 Be prepared to cook
It might be dinner or breakfast depending on your situation but be prepared, always have groceries in your house.

Rule no. 4 Be Presentable
As a cuffee or cuffer you will likely be asked to attend atleast one function during the holiday season. If you would like to potentially return for next season or even extended the current season this is where you do it.

Rule no. 5 K.I.S.S. = Keep It Simple Silly
I think this one is self explanatory at the end of the day remember this is a seasonal position.

Good Luck!

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